Thomas Jefferson Knew Miller Chill Would Suck

May 11th, 2009

As Americans, we believe in certain unalienable rights. At Rough Draft, we’re not sure what those rights are, but we know we enjoy having them (We kid. We’re not that voluntarily ignorant). So it’s a wonder to us that no one thought to write a beer Bill of Rights until 2009. It took us that [...]

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Another pointless beer pong related killing.

May 6th, 2009

The Rough Draft crime desk sees its share of odd DUIs and celebrities making some drinking related faux pas, but rarely do we get hard hitting homicide news.  It’s not because people don’t kill people when they’re drunk, because people do the shit out of that; it’s just that it’s rarely worth your infotainment dollar.
In the [...]

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Mmm, Budweiser. Our Favorite Czech Import.

April 2nd, 2009

Have you ever grabbed a Budweiser, gone to take a big swig, and quickly come to realize that it wasn’t the beer you thought it was going to be? It happened to us once when one of our bloggers mistakenly grabbed our friend’s cigarette butt bottle after a few too many and started to chug. [...]

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Vanishing Point

April 2nd, 2009

Listen, we’re against irresponsible drinking. Okay, technically that’s a lie. We’re completely for irresponsible drinking; we’re against drinking and putting other people at risk with dumb behavior. That said, it seems ridiculous to be arrested when you haven’t even left your bar stool.
That is, unless your bar stool doubles as a fucking Mario Kart. Kile [...]

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It’s Not the Size of the Prize…

March 25th, 2009

Being small has a certain stigma attached. Americans always seem to want things bigger; from cars and value meals to breasts and houses, we even want foot long wieners (it’s okay, you can chuckle). The point is we always want more. But apparently Crown Imports LLC, distributors of the uber-popular Corona brand, don’t necessarily agree. [...]

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Eat THIS, Wino!

March 12th, 2009

Craft brewing has been on the rise since laws banning home brewing were repealed in 1978. Since that time, America has seen its number of breweries sky rocket. We’ve also seen the quality of the beers offered shoot through the roof. Unfortunately, despite the quality and variety of brews available, beer still takes a backseat [...]

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Big News from the Big Brews

March 6th, 2009

Apparently even the giants are affected by the slowing world economy. Anheuser-Busch InBev NV, which was formed when Belgium’s InBev bought out America’s Anheuser-Busch in 2008, has announced it will find ways to cut costs across the board. Despite the fact that the combined company posted a positive gain for 2007, merger costs and a [...]

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Our Name is ROUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH DRAFT!

February 19th, 2009

Do you enjoy:
A) Weird, bald midgets with microphones
B) Trailer parks
C) Marrying women with Hep C
D) The beautiful city of Detroit
E) All of the above
If you answered E, all of the above, then you’re in for a real treat. Bobby Mason, owner of the Michigan Brewery Co., is teaming up with everyone’s favorite rap/rock/country singer, military-enthusiast [...]

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A Very Reasonable 1,900% Beer Tax Hike

February 16th, 2009

Five dummy Oregon state law makers have proposed to impose an extra steep tax on beer in the state. So, the current tax of over $2 on a barrel of beer produced in Oregon would be raised to $49.61. That’s a 1,900% tax hike. Why not just double it or something and proprose other smaller [...]

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Slow and Steady Wins the Beer

February 13th, 2009

Have you ever left a bar and thought to yourself, “God, how did I spend that much?” Well, we’re betting you haven’t ever felt this bad (or this good) about how much you’ve spent at the bar. Y’see, after two local businesses burned down in Decatur, GA, an eBay auction was set up to sell [...]

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